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If you want to be disappointed in the long run when you find out they arent who they said they were go to one of their ads. If you want to know what you are getting from day one so you dont waste your time and emotions this is for you...
Shortness on the good stuff: Im as caring, loyal, attentive, honest, kind, loving, sweet, romantic, thoughtful, considerate as they come. Now The Bad:
Lets skip the fake "I like long walks on the beach and texting" etc bullsht and tell it how it is. I hate text messages that say more then "Be there in 5 mins" and I hate sand in my shoes. I can be moody, although i am never mean or disrespectful. Just Quiet. I grew up with a single mother and younger sister. I treat you like your someone elses sister, not just a female. If you can get past the rough quiet keep to myself exterior and take the time to know me for me, im kind, thoughtful, and would bend over backwards to make you smile, but most times when i do things like that, the only way i know i did it right is when no one knows i did anything at all. Im good with LTR and Casual encounters. I do not lie. Some people cant take this. I am not for you. I am not a sex fiend (although my sex drive is healthy enough for more then once a day when im with someone.) or a player. I dont think with my dick. Im no push over no matter how hot you are. i dont do anything "BEHIND YOUR BACK". Ive dated from hooters waitresses and strippers to child daycare teachers. Im not a jealous guy and i dont hover so if you need that kind of reassurance, look elsewhere. i do love finding out of the way new little restaurants. I dont like big chains like TGIF etc. I dont need big crowds of people in clubs to feel like im part of something. i select my own crowd. im learning new languages. I can cook. I give up my coat on a cold night... etc etc etc...
If you can handle someone that friendly. cooking something new over the same ole take out. discovering new restaurants with heart, not chains. checking out a play just as much as a movie. movies with stories over movies with explosions. love animals of all kinds. would go camping or climb a tree with me... not daily or anything but come on, the hilton has nothing on mother natures guest rooms... i wanna go to places like Angels Landing.... Stare At the stars and toke out. Chase a tornado. swim with great whites, sky dive with those wing suits. see wild lions and grizzlies. and polar bears... run and dive in a freezing ocean for the hell of it... float balloons on the beach during lightning storms to make glass... weird different shit... etc etc etc... again, all in good time, not looking to risk life daily... but someone who wants to LIVE... that understands its not, "when theres time"... its always time... go jump in a puddle... yadda yadda yadda

below this line is my old add. it all still applies but i just felt like updating it...

I WILL NOT Pass From Living Memory... Without Entering Into History...
NOW! That's What Time It Is... Ladies, Realize This And Youll Bypass Alot Of Pain And Aggravation... True Love Is Not A Cinderella Story... Its Bonnie And Clyde...
Ill Give You The Benefit Of The Doubt That Your Not "A Piece Of Ass" AND I Expect The Same Benefit Of The Doubt In Return That Im Not "Every Guy" If You Cant Handle That Just Move Along And Dont Waste Our Time...
I Never Judge A Book By Its Cover... The Worst Part Of This Is That Most People Prove To Be Exactly What You Would Have Judged Them As Being... Then You're Left Feeling Like A Dick For Not Letting Yourself See It From The Start... But, If It Takes Misjudging A Million People In Order To Give That One In A Million The Benefit Of The Doubt They Deserve, Im More Then Willing To Be Disappointed... Time And Time Again... No Problem... Its Their Loss...
I Believe In One Rule... Karma...
I Follow My Path With The Complete Confidence And Certainty Of A Sleepwalker... When U KNOW Your Destination, Your Current Place Is Irrelevant...
Ill Prove You Should Not Judge A Book By Its Cover... Single Ladies... Stop... Check Your Ego At The Door... Please... Im A Lover Not A Fighter... But, I Can And I Will Fight For What I Love... Viciously! If Your "HOT"... Get Over Yourself... Looks Are Easy Character Is Hard... Ill Fight For You Till The End... Love To Keep You... Can Take Or Leave You...
Whatever You Do - Dont Take Me For Granted... Ill Return The Favor character text messages and expect to relate to me in the same way stop here and look elsewhere. If you couldnt tell by this ad - it takes more then a few sentences for me to communicate whats on my mind. So dont even try it. I dont mind texts here and there, but they are meant for quick facts, not conversations. I dont know how many times I would get to know someone via email or and had it all go to hell once we started texting. I dont understand them and im not gonna waste my time trying to anymore. Who knew not understanding texting made ya a bad person? Its true...

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lets not bullshit each other, friendship comes from matching character, chemistry comes from cosmetics... looks count... both count... make no mistake. i dont care how hot you are, if i cant trust you, you wont be out the door, you wouldnt even make it past the welcome mat. and to clarify, some responses seem to take what i say as i want to get married and have kids tomorrow... get real... take it one day at a time... i am open to any and all types of woman... if it clicks it clicks... i am open to any and all types of relationships from "see me once a month privately" to "meet my parents" if the situation and person is right... so tell me what it is you want or are looking for ... you have no idea what i may agree to if you dont ask... Only questions i get pissed at or offended by are the ones that go unasked... I wont beg you to tell me... I just asked... whatcha wanna do...?
Its the spark that attracts me. But since I keep getting asked... if i were to build her:
I Like Short Girls. Petite. 5' 2" and under. Tiny is Sexy. You can manhandle them... in a good way... trust me... ( Im 5' 11" )
Eyes are everything. I prefer light colors. glowing. green is sick when its right. I still remember the most amazing eyes i have ever seen in person. Can You Beat`em? But Its A Package Thing Again... Even Brown Can Be Sexxy
Dark hair is hot against glowing green or blue eyes. jet black straight... Has to be soft. I cant stand crispy hairspray hair. soft and natural...
As for breasts and ass etc, no real preferences. thats a package thing... it either all works or it doesnt.
I like nice fingernails on a girl... no nail biters... light on the makeup...
Rather learn something new over doing the same ole mind numbing shit like watching reality shows or something. if you need to watch others lives to entertain yourself then your not living your own...
Can be elegant one sec and climbing a tree the next.
I LIKE GIRLS WITH ATTITUDE WHEN ITS NEEDED NOT ALL THE TIME JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!! But yeah I like a girl that can go full on bitch one second and help an old lady pic up her purse the next. Strong But Compasionate. An opinion of her own, not mine with a pretty bow on it.
Race doesnt matter... i see sexxy in every color and nationality....
I can be moody even from day one... but what ya see is what ya get, it never gets worse cause im not fronting from the start... Make no mistake though, its MY MOOD and has nothing to do with you... ill never raise my voice or be disrespectful to you, but ya gotta let me be when i want quiet... i dont go far or for long... and i always come back as long as you have me.

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