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So people always say that they beautiful ladies seeking sex tonight Springdale Arkansas want someone who is funny and I would like to think I’m a funny guy so you should just stop and e-mail me now. Buuuuuut if you don’t think that’s enough, read on!

I like to believe that I have more common sense and intelligence than 90% of the male population on this side of Craig’s list. I won't be showing you a picture my penis, tell you what I want to do to you sexually, or show off a dull personality. Most men are just pussy-vampires who think showing off their genitals is a good idea. WHY?! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! I understand peacocks showing off their tails to attract mate but since when did we evolve into peacocks?

Unless it does work....in that case I'm doing everything all wrong....hmm..would you ladies like to see my penis? ;)


Heh. Just kidding.

About me:
I’m witty, sarcastic, a secret agent, and rational. I also get mesmerized watching infomercials or shows about nature. Oh and cephalopods are cool too.
I love creative outlets. Creative ideas, tattoos, creative writing, art, music, fashion, lifestyle and so on. It's my passion! A lot of things are beautiful and I am constantly fascinated by everything around me. I have a unique view on life and I bet you $5 you will never meet a person like me.

My idea of fun ranges in mood. From relaxing on a sofa and watching a movie all night to riding down a steep hill on a bicycle with no brakes. Blind-folded. Into oncoming traffic. With no helmet. With a bomb strapped on my back. I find pleasure in small things and I would love to find someone to share these moments with. I also like to spice things up, so prepare for spiciness. Walk at the park? Do it backwards. Watching a movie? Do it while sitting on a bed of nails. Sitting at a coffee shop to get to know each other? Do it with our hands in boiling coffee. I’m nuts!

CAN YOU HANDLE IT!?

What I look like :
I won't be showing you a picture of myself just yet but I will after I get to know a bit about you! Personality, ideas, common interest, and so much of the mind is a huge turn-on for me. If you think I’m someone you want to know, let's get to know each other before we share photos. Heh.

I'm asian, not fat, have 10 fingers, know how to dress, and attractive (honestly!). If I sent you a photo and you throw up, I promise to send you some guys to clean up your carpet for free. If you don't throw up, you owe me a date.

You:
Intelligent. Fit. Cute. Style.
If you consider yourself a nerd/geek/hipster/indie/alt, that's a huge plus. Hehehe.

So big shot, fit the criteria? Send me an e-mail! Please title your e-mail "Thank you stranger for the therapeutic smile!" so I know you read this.


Note : Some of the things I said in this ad may or may not be filled with sarcasm. It will be up to you, if you are up to take this mission, for you to find out on your own.




oh who am i kidding this will never work, SO HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY BIG COCK(from multiple angles ;))

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